Another day, another musician punning on a celebrity’s name.

Joy Orbison, Com Truise, Funk Butcher, Vinyl Messi – there’s a lot of this stuff around right now. But none of them sport a name quite as bad as Phil Coolins, who’s just remixed Bristol vocalist Javeon ‘Shadz’ McCarthy for PMR / Island. In truth, we suspect Coolins is just someone from the PMR stable – Brey or Julio Bashmore (who produced the original) perhaps, but it hardly matters.

Love Without a Heart (Phil Coollins TDK-D90 remix)