In a country far, far away…

We all know Australians get up to some pretty weird shit. Shrimps on the barbie? Koalas? Shane Skillz? But a recent report from Gizmodo suggests that the country’s quirky streak runs even deeper.

It turns out that, according to Spotify charts, Australia’s favorite song to have sex to is none other than the Cantina Band song from Star Wars. Yes, that Cantina Band song from Star Wars. You’re humming it right now, aren’t you?

The rest of the list isn’t as odd – Ginuwine’s ‘Pony’ and Jeremih’s ‘Birthday Sex’ are bona fide boning classics – but we’re still hung up on the big news here. That there are people out there who are capable of getting down and dirty to a bunch of muppets tooting out a melody that’s about as sensual as hearing someone playing the kazoo in a supermarket bathroom.

We have to wonder what Aussies play when they’re getting down to a bit of Hand Solo. The Imperial March, maybe? [via Noisey]



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